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ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

aang-banged:

One thing that’s essential in dating me is at random times you have to grab my ass/buldge, even in public.

floozys:

*watches annabelle trailer*

future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”

*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*

me: “here you go sweetie”

future child: “that’s not a do-“

me: “here. you. go. sweetie.” 

Why is Paris Hilton reading The Art of War?

Why is Paris Hilton reading The Art of War?

krn-jesus:

mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:

thedoctorssupernaturalblogger:

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

Call it
"No homo"

How many notes does this need before we can make it happen?

LOL

This would only work for one season though, or how ever long it would take for it to end because everyone would know the show is secretly all straight guys so the next contestants wouldn’t have any challenge. 

krn-jesus:

mooses-unicorn-in-the-tardis:

thedoctorssupernaturalblogger:

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

Call it

"No homo"

How many notes does this need before we can make it happen?

LOL

This would only work for one season though, or how ever long it would take for it to end because everyone would know the show is secretly all straight guys so the next contestants wouldn’t have any challenge. 

frosted:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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micdotcom:

Potent minimalist art sends a strong message about police and vigilante brutality in America

Journalist and artist Shirin Barghi has created a gripping, thought-provoking series of graphics that not only examines racial prejudice in today’s America, but also captures the sense of humanity that often gets lost in news coverage. Titled “Last Words,” the graphics illustrate the last recorded words by Brown and other young black people — Trayvon Martin, Oscar Grant and others — who have been killed by police in recent years.

Let us not forget their voices

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr